Photo by Beth Riley

Tricia Sauls

My family:  Husband D, At-man (6), Em (3), and Mae (5 months)

My work:  Some days EVERYTHING I do feels like work.

The nickname I wish I had:  “That hot chick with all the money.”

If I had a vanity plate on my car, it would say: NOMOMJEENZ

My favorite body part: My sternum.  It’s bony but it’s mine.

If I were a superheroine, I would be: Able to carry a screaming child out of a busy restaurant in two seconds, all without spilling a drop of my pinot noir.

My blog: hipstermom.com

The most important thing I ever lost: The ability to eat an entire meal without someone shouting for me to come help them wipe their bottom.

I wish I’d known: To put all the money I spent partying in my 20s into Apple and Starbucks.

The world would be a better place, if only: We valued people more than things.

My mother always said: Girls who eat with their elbows on the table will never find a husband.

Always... Cover your mouth when you sneeze.

Never...Talk with your mouth full.